If there is one invention that hasn't exactly developed or changed since the day it was invented.... it has been the toilet paper. Sure it has doubled in sized rolls, gotten softer, added lotion and aloe vera for the chapped bumhole. But, Now, Finally, the wipesaddle has arrived! It's the newest revolution in toilet paper. In a public place, one after done pooing, one mounts the saw horse, grips the handels, and starts to thrust and grind his groin back and fourth voilently until cleansed, then once that point is reached, he gets off and walks out of the stall. Then the next bathroom visitor comes in, tears off the 'dirty' toilet paper, disposes of it, and pulls across the new toilet paper down the back of the saw horse. Mounts it, then repeats.
4 Comments:
what gross. I mean, i promise im not posting on this so i can get one..
8:38 PM
Seriously Walt, this is just nasty. Where do you find this crap?
8:37 AM
If there is one invention that hasn't exactly developed or changed since the day it was invented.... it has been the toilet paper. Sure it has doubled in sized rolls, gotten softer, added lotion and aloe vera for the chapped bumhole. But, Now, Finally, the wipesaddle has arrived! It's the newest revolution in toilet paper. In a public place, one after done pooing, one mounts the saw horse, grips the handels, and starts to thrust and grind his groin back and fourth voilently until cleansed, then once that point is reached, he gets off and walks out of the stall. Then the next bathroom visitor comes in, tears off the 'dirty' toilet paper, disposes of it, and pulls across the new toilet paper down the back of the saw horse. Mounts it, then repeats.
1:16 PM
So, do you really grip the handles, and start to thrust and grind back back and forth till cleansed?
1:18 PM
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